Yes, the humans have gone all crazy again. A few years ago it was swine flu, with practically every human believing they were going to die. Us cats on the other paw, chilled and laughed as the humans realized they were being over the top.

Now though it’s starting to happen again, with hundreds upon thousands of people throwing out their cucumbers. This is because recently they thought it would increase the risk of E-Coli. You’re wrong again, and before you go all mental on us, put out the food and cat treats so we can survive the scare.

Here’s a couple of our writers showing you there’s nothing to be worried about.

Larry has cucumber for lunch everyday.

One of our editors pretending to be human and going mad.