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Yes, the humans have gone all crazy again. A few years ago it was swine flu, with practically every human believing they were going to die. Us cats on the other paw, chilled and laughed as the humans realized they were being over the top.

Now though it’s starting to happen again, with hundreds upon thousands of people throwing out their cucumbers. This is because recently they thought it would increase the risk of E-Coli. You’re wrong again, and before you go all mental on us, put out the food and cat treats so we can survive the scare.

Here’s a couple of our writers showing you there’s nothing to be worried about.

Larry has cucumber for lunch everyday.

One of our editors pretending to be human and going mad.

We heard the news today that a fish jumped in a boat and broke a womans leg. Rather than asking if this woman was ok, most of our writers want to know where the lake is.

It's not the one but we'll catch it in the end.

News link.

There’s only a few of us in the office that gamble. Some like to put a bet on the horses, or the sports they like the best. But most lose and need to take some advice from this gambling kitty.

 

 

It’s the Derren Brown of cats!

The news is that Alec Baldwin joined Twitter. Is this really news? I told our reporter and this is the reaction I got.

 

Arggghhh

Here at The Weekly Cat we have nothing against Alec Baldwin. The problem is that there’s MORE IMPORTANT things in the news. Which is ironic because we posted it here.

As you may or may not know, recently a cheetah was found walking around the streets of Abu Dhabi. Not only is this dangerous for the cat but there were probably some people in the area that were trying to run. The young cheetah was found injured, we hope the youngster gets well soon. Read here to find out more.

Data Raps About Cats

 

Who knew he was such a fan?!

I’m not sure what the people mean in this article we found, but I have lots of art in my house. There is even some around the office. Though if there’s any dog art then I get my cat friends to help pull it down immediately.

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Ipad Games For Cats!

Until now the Ipad was pointless for us cats. But today our productivity in the office slowed down because of Ipad has games for cats.

We are too busy playing so to read more click here.

When our staff go out on their lunch sometimes they’re gone for hours. We ask them what they get up to but never get the truth. It seems we aren’t the only ones wondering what’s going on though.New research tracks the secret lives of cats.

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We did get a pic of one of our writers on their lunch though.

At the Weekly Cat we don’t like to tell stories that are rude and dirty, it just isn’t the done thing. But, there are always exceptions to the rule and recently we couldn’t help it. I showed a recent picture of Justin Bieber to three editors and got a reaction out of all of them.

This is the picture. And here are the reactions we got.

All three we thinking rude things, though not all of them liked it. Time to go back to being mature. Here is the rest of the story, link.